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Delicious Pork Chops

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  1. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy bitch yours doesn't sound like kiddying.

      Now I hope your russian mafia boss spy Husband fucks up up real good with his weapon. :lessons:

       

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  2. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

  3. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Straight father. :tifftear:

       

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  4. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Are you a true rice queen tho? Sometimes it's a phase. :calculating:

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  5. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      I meant to say BEAN queen, and hummus queen, 

      :crying1:

      I like potato, bean, and hummus.

      Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_(slang)#Bean_queen

       

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  6. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @I Always Sing Live Don't worry. :queenflopga:

      I'm a potato, spice, halal, queen. 

      :crying1:

       

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  7. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Did someone call an Asian? :queenflopga:

      Asian here

      @Kiiddy

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  8. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy 

      The only dumb one is you tbh. Slut. Now choke on ur daddy's d*ck. While i top you with my fantasy perfume

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  9. vagina

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @Kiiddy not my fault i cant find a hot hung abusive man like yours.

      @JustStanKnee:tifftear: if youre born in 1997. It's too young

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  10. There's this daddy who comes to where i work occasionally and i want him to leave his wife :idkney:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      Mess. sinners. :uknowit:

      like @Kiiddy stole his man from a married woman of 2. 

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  11. The "For the d*ck" challenge is such as mess.

    :lostney:

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      I'de get paid for that d*ck, i'de sniff that d*ck for that d*ck. @Kiiddy

      I get spat on for that d*ck

      I'de get choked for that d*ck

      Gag-balled for that d*ck

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  13. It's official, Kiiddy is dead. :crying1: At least from exhale. 

     

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @$elfish more like exHELL with all his abominable actions he commited in life. :smokney:

       

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  14. R.i.p. kiiddy, you were such a good friend

  15. r.i.p. kiiddy :crying1:

     

     

  16. Why does Katy's swish swish sound like a drag queen...or 90s song...

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      @BrittonJeanSpears does it?  I know one of the WOAH sound effects but it did sound familiar

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  17. Time for another chat reunion, sluts. @breaktheiceofmrv @Young Törless @Kiiddy @Dynasty @TheVirtuoso @SexyJeans @kyle (fix your username c*nt):sippingtea:

  18. Time for another chat reunion, sluts. @breaktheiceofmrv @Young Törless @Kiiddy @Dynasty @TheVirtuoso @SexyJeans @kyle (fix your username c*nt):sippingtea:

  19. New computer!!!! Shoutout to my friend for helping me a lot with building it. It's really appreciated :hugs:

  20. @Kiiddy@Young Törless@TheVirtuoso @kyle (still can't tag you)

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    we need a chat reunion :crying2:

  21. Anyone in Northern Virginia or DC.  I'll suck your dick for an iPhone 7, and have you stick it in me for an iPhone 7 Plus.  Bareback is a mac pro (not the macbook, the mac pro ). pls be clean of all diseases <3  

    @Kiiddy

  22. Fuck guys.  I wish I was white.  I feel like no one wants me cause i'm asian.  If they do, it's usually creepy white dudes.