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I Always Sing Live

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  1. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I mean, there's some girls I'd do as well. Cheryl Cole and Nicole Scherzinger are STUNNING. :foh: Haven't seen one I'd do IRL though. :weirdmeout: Go 4 it! :verycool:

    3. I'mSoCurious

      I'mSoCurious

      k thanks :urite:

    4. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Straight dad fantasies. Everybody has one :tiffsniffle:

  2. Turned 18 two days ago. Now I can officially drink and also get married / get tattoos without parents' permission! Hooray! 

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    2. Style.

      Style.

      you're a daddy now :milkney:

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      So basically what you're saying is that you're legal now :queenriri:

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  3. I watched porn with a midget today. Not one of my proudest faps but you gotta do what you gotta do, y'know?! :shameless:

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    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I mean, me and my friend talk about our masturbation endeavors all the time, so I'm used to it, BESIDES, this is Exhale, it's not like my mom or school principal are secretly using it, though you never know, Brit has a decent generational reach. :giggleney:

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  4. Going to Turkey on Saturday. Week long trip. Kind of afraid of flying but I'll get over it once I get to swim in a pool all day. :donewithit:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Awe, thanks! :imcute: No, not at all but recently I've become very scared of death. :imcute:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Don't worry it's coming for all of us :imcute: 

      Are you going to Istanbul? I would be more worried about potential bombings than flying tbh :sipney: 

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I think it's Antalya, so seems pretty safe in terms of terrorism. :donewithit:

  5. My neck, my back, lick my p*ssy and my crack. :myjam:

    1. Genesis.

      Genesis.

      First you gotta put your neck into it :tongueney:

      Don't stop just do it, do it :bop:

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    3. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      Iconic song lbr. :lemmetellu:

  6. "Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay us with that international 99 blast from the past bop. :brit:

    1. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      A song. :tiffanynod:

    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Underated masterpiece. Sometimes could never :mhm: 

  7. Choke me, Daddy! :TOMH:

    1. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

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      he can choke me :urite:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Kind of embarrassing to be crushing on a teenage heartthrob but he's so f*ckin' cute. :madonna:

  8. Mmm Papa love you

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    Mmm Papa love you

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    1. korralations

      korralations

      Finally, somebody else who loves this song! I see you slaying :gelis:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Mmm Papi is a weird one! :giggleney: I know I should hate it because it is genuinely bad but somehow it comes off endearing. :snapney: Private Show on Glory is basically Mmm Papi all over again for me! :donewithit:

  9. I just fell down a WebMD hole and I'm scared I might have colon cancer. :juggingu:

    1. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      Stop right there :oknolol:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I just noticed I had an unintentional pun in there. :omgreallyney:

  10. Living for that avatar. You deserve a sh!t-load of upvotes just for that! :shameless:

    1. (IDont)KnowU

      (IDont)KnowU

      :giggleney::selenerz: thank u, ikr.

  11. Daddy Jordan did not let us down! I'll create a shrine dedicated to him in my closet next to my sexuality. :BBMAney:

  12. Rami Malek, even though you're Britney's age and I'm 18, I know we'll get married one day. :bpo:

    1. reecejwilson

      reecejwilson

      Age is just a number :mattafact:

  13. Today my mom called a guy wearing short shorts a f@ggot! Why U do dis, mom? :sickofu:

  14. I asked Daddy Jordan for nudes and he replied with "Lmaooo". What did I do wrong? :idkney:

  15. The wait till November will be dreadful. Hopefully "Timeless" is good enough to make the wait shorter. :idkney:

  16. I feel like the apocalypse is really near, I mean: hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, racial tension, immigration problems, the refugee crisis, what's next? WW3? North Korea where U at? :sipney:

  17. Mexican fast food doesn't exist where I live, I need to move ASAP! Taco Bell where U at? :awww: