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I Always Sing Live

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  1. I bought a pack of 5 really cute briefs for six euros in Primark but they ended up being too small. F*ck that. :tear:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Has happened to me before, you probably pressed the "Submit" button more than one time while it was loading. :bang:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      I don't think so cause when i press it once i can't press it again until the post is made :ehum:

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      That's what I thought too, but when it takes too long to load and I press it more than once (even if you technically can't press it), it posts it 2 or 3 times. Doesn't matter tho, w/e. :bang:

  2. That time of the year again where I fall in love with every cute guy I see. I'm so juvenile. :bpo: 

  3. Heard the original "I Love Rock & Roll" on the radio today. I think I might like it more than Brit's. :bpo:

  4. I want to cry it out tonight, I think I might watch Brokeback Mountain. :tifftear:

  5. God, Carrie Underwood's Storyteller is truly a blessing! Especially the love songs, Heartbeat is an instant wedding song! :mcry: Just relistened to the whole thing in full and just... ugh... no words... :tifftear:

  6. Peeling off skin after a sunburn... O YES, I'M CUMMING. :milkney:

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      OMG we get it you were on vacation. Stop rubbing it on our pale faces :tiffanycries:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Yeah, I should be rubbing some lotion on my sunburns instead. :gloss:

  7. Watched "For the Record" for the first time (I know I'm a flop)... damn... first of all I can't believe how much she's changed and second of all it's kind of crazy to see how present she was during that time. I suppose she wasn't on meds yet, because comparing this to FF era is mindblowing. :gaspney:

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    2. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

      An hour is nothing gerl. Have you seen all the other docs? :orangu:

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      No... and what's sadder is that I've actually watched the whole FF Tour instead. Flop times 10. :ricackle:

    4. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

      Watch Live And More!, In The Zone ABC Special, In The Zone & Out All Night, I Am Britney Jean.

      And if you want the cringe, Chaotic / I Am The Femme Fatale. :brit:

  8. Came back from my trip to Turkey yday. Feels so good to be home and to be in my own bed, though... the food... that's something I will most definitely miss! :mhm:

  9. "Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay us with that international 99 blast from the past bop. :brit:

    1. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      A song. :tiffanynod:

    2. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Underated masterpiece. Sometimes could never :mhm: 

  10. Going to Turkey on Saturday. Week long trip. Kind of afraid of flying but I'll get over it once I get to swim in a pool all day. :donewithit:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Awe, thanks! :imcute: No, not at all but recently I've become very scared of death. :imcute:

    3. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Don't worry it's coming for all of us :imcute: 

      Are you going to Istanbul? I would be more worried about potential bombings than flying tbh :sipney: 

    4. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I think it's Antalya, so seems pretty safe in terms of terrorism. :donewithit:

  11. I watched porn with a midget today. Not one of my proudest faps but you gotta do what you gotta do, y'know?! :shameless:

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    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I mean, me and my friend talk about our masturbation endeavors all the time, so I'm used to it, BESIDES, this is Exhale, it's not like my mom or school principal are secretly using it, though you never know, Brit has a decent generational reach. :giggleney:

    4. Vessel.
  12. Why are asian men so emasculated by literally every community? :squintney: I have this really, really cute asian dad who comes to pick up his daughter at school every day and we always end up passing each other. I'm kind of in love. :calculating: Living in a complete fantasy right now but my friends are calling me a rice queen because of this. :sickofu: Some of my girlfriends said that they would never date an asian and my gay friend said that all asians are ugly. F*cking nutjobs! :weirdmeout:

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    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I mean, there's some girls I'd do as well. Cheryl Cole and Nicole Scherzinger are STUNNING. :foh: Haven't seen one I'd do IRL though. :weirdmeout: Go 4 it! :verycool:

    3. I'mSoCurious

      I'mSoCurious

      k thanks :urite:

    4. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      Straight dad fantasies. Everybody has one :tiffsniffle:

  13. I just fell down a WebMD hole and I'm scared I might have colon cancer. :juggingu:

    1. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      Stop right there :oknolol:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I just noticed I had an unintentional pun in there. :omgreallyney:

  14. Mexican fast food doesn't exist where I live, I need to move ASAP! Taco Bell where U at? :awww:

  15. My neck, my back, lick my p*ssy and my crack. :myjam:

    1. Vessel.

      Vessel.

      First you gotta put your neck into it :tongueney:

      Don't stop just do it, do it :bop:

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    3. SlayOut

      SlayOut

      Iconic song lbr. :lemmetellu:

  16. Rami Malek, even though you're Britney's age and I'm 18, I know we'll get married one day. :bpo:

    1. reecejwilson

      reecejwilson

      Age is just a number :mattafact:

  17. I feel like the apocalypse is really near, I mean: hurricanes, earthquakes, floods, racial tension, immigration problems, the refugee crisis, what's next? WW3? North Korea where U at? :sipney:

  18. The wait till November will be dreadful. Hopefully "Timeless" is good enough to make the wait shorter. :idkney:

  19. I asked Daddy Jordan for nudes and he replied with "Lmaooo". What did I do wrong? :idkney:

  20. Daddy Jordan did not let us down! I'll create a shrine dedicated to him in my closet next to my sexuality. :BBMAney:

  21. Choke me, Daddy! :TOMH:

    1. BoyToySoldier

      BoyToySoldier

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      he can choke me :urite:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Kind of embarrassing to be crushing on a teenage heartthrob but he's so f*ckin' cute. :madonna:

  22. Today my mom called a guy wearing short shorts a f@ggot! Why U do dis, mom? :sickofu:

  23. Turned 18 two days ago. Now I can officially drink and also get married / get tattoos without parents' permission! Hooray! 

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    2. Style.

      Style.

      you're a daddy now :milkney:

    3. JustLuvMe

      JustLuvMe

      So basically what you're saying is that you're legal now :queenriri:

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  24. Living for that avatar. You deserve a sh!t-load of upvotes just for that! :shameless:

    1. (IDont)KnowU

      (IDont)KnowU

      :giggleney::selenerz: thank u, ikr.

  25. Mmm Papa love you

    :cinderellaney::cinderellaney::cinderellaney:

    Mmm Papa love you

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    1. korralations

      korralations

      Finally, somebody else who loves this song! I see you slaying :gelis:

    2. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      Mmm Papi is a weird one! :giggleney: I know I should hate it because it is genuinely bad but somehow it comes off endearing. :snapney: Private Show on Glory is basically Mmm Papi all over again for me! :donewithit: