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  1. I fucking hate Christmas shopping.

    Love the season, hate the physical going out and buying. Everywhere's so packed and people are so rude. Like the hole I'm burning in my wallet isn't enough. :kesha:

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    2. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      Yes, the country meaning makes a lot of sense to me and I also thought of Britney having that connotation to me :) But I couldn't bind it right away to word it so clearly! I think Jamie is even more of a redneck, lol?

      I hope work is good for you and treating you well, so there is no shame in that :) 

    3. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      An educated country bumpkin sounds excellent to me :) 

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Ahh, well that makes sense! And-- :mhm: Jamie is absolutely more of a redneck than Britney, lmao. He's very country, his accent sounds like so many other men I know.

      And yes, it is-- thank you very much! :)

      :hugs: That's so sweet! It does to me too, lmao.

  2. My favorite thing about when it snows in the South: we shut down completely, whether it's slush or actual inches of snow, because we can't handle it. My two days off just turned into a four day weekend. :groovin:

    1. LostInAnImage

      LostInAnImage

      Yup, I woke up and saw it was snowing all over TX and immediately knew what kind of public reaction would occur. Considering I grew up in a Nordic country, it never fails to amuse me how rapidly each and every segment of society systematically shuts down at the sight of one snowflake that will, in all likelihood, have melted by noon. :orangu: If people reacted this way in Finland, the citizens could only attend school/work, socialize, or go to the grocery store approximately two months out of the entire year. :haha: Enjoy your extended weekend!

       

    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Lmfao, that got the most unattractive bit of laughter out of me. I can only imagine how the North must see us, because they deal with this so often, and we don't even seem to know what a snow truck with chains is. Granted, I realize how little we deal with snow is why we're so ill equipped, but this happens at least once a year.

      Of course, my state was also the one that shut down a major freeway while people were still trapped on it and it made national news, so I can't be too surprised.

      And thank you, I will! I've already dropped a bath bomb into a very hot bath and have resolved to stay indoors because I really hate cold weather, lmao.

    3. jamaphone

      jamaphone

      Is "sleet" even a verb in Nordic country? It sleeted at my parents' house in Louisiana and I'm like GET THE CAT INSIDE SHE WILL DIE! She does like to sleep on the roof so she might slip right off.

  3. Someone stole my Mr. Pibb at work. :(

    Also, one of my co-workers cut off Womanizer mid-song and switched it to another playlist because she can't stand Britney.

    Unfortunately, that playlist also had a lot of Rainbow songs on it, so I was cut off from both Britney and Kesha for the rest of the day.

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      I should, because I think that one was actually the Happy Happy Joy Joy playlist. Bitch killed both my happy and my joy. :icant2:

    3. Margaery

      Margaery

      I'd play a Britney/Kesha playlist just to annoy her, yes I know I'm a tiny bit childish :bang:

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      If I ever get control of the stereo to pick it, I'm going to. :shhh:

  4. Did I ever mention I got the job? Because I got the job. I just got home from orientation with a bag full of samples and smelling like Twilight.

    I already love this job.

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Aw, thank you so much! (And thank you for helping me by keeping me in your thoughts!) :kiss::hugs:

    3. ATWK

      ATWK

      Congrats. :yay:

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Thank you! :makeitrain:

  5. So the riccus ( :tiffcackle: ) that is my weekend is finally over, thank God.

    The show went so-so. Lots of cues were missed, but that tends to happen when you barely rehearse. I had one Transylvanian's back go out on them after the Time Warp and they spent the rest of the show sitting in Frank's throne backstage, and I had another have a breakdown about missing their cues in their dressing room after the bows. Also, the after party almost refused to let us in. An after party that was FOR our cast. Incompetence, it is everywhere.

    This morning, I had to get up at 7:00 for a job interview with Lush at 9:00. There were demonstrations of the products done, and us roleplaying with partners as customer/associate for different products. Then finally a one-on-one session with the manager. I don't know how I did during the first part, but when she asked me how much I expected to make and why I wanted to work at Lush, I explained to her that my end goal is honestly just to work at Lush and that my concern wasn't with how much I make. (Sometimes it's nice being married to a plumber.) She said they'd begin sending out emails for those who got the job this afternoon, so fingers crossed.

    Now I'm going to go watch Flatliners (the original) and sleep for a few days.

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      :unbelievableney: 

      I got the email asking me to do a culture hour (the next part of the interview)! So far, so good! Thank you, love! :hugs:

    3. britisthecolor

      britisthecolor

      that's great!:yay:good luck.:bigkiss:ı have a feeling that it will go good.

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Aw, thank you! :kiss:

  6. My Its Britney Witch shirt came in! I'm glad, because I have a party to go to tonight, and I planned to wear it in lieu of a costume. :gimmemoar:

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    2. Vessel.

      Vessel.

      Have fun and take care! :urite:

    3. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      What a classy way to celebrate Halloween!

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Aw, thank you, guys! :hugs:

  7. Everyone's writing on your status feed, so I wanted to feel cool, too.

    Have fun wrapping up POM, have fun in Hawaii when/if you go, and when you start getting ready for B10 and that awesome world tour you should totally drop on us, here's something to keep in mind:

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    Love you, Britney! :kiss:

  8. I don't know why this place seems to draw out the most vile sorts (I don't mean Exhale, for the record, lol; this is something in actual life), but I'm this close to yanking the plug and telling everyone to go f**k themselves with a rake. :beyfedup:

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    2. britisthecolor

      britisthecolor

      someone stalking you?be careful.for the others, try not to pay attention to them.

    3. britisthecolor

      britisthecolor

      "but I also try really hard to be positive and outgoing, and try and see the good in everyone", this is so me, we never learn, do we?:brityeah:

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Oh, I am. I've removed myself from any situation they can find me. Thankfully its not a professional setting, because then I'd be really, really worried. And agreed.

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      "but I also try really hard to be positive and outgoing, and try and see the good in everyone", this is so me, we never learn, do we?

      No, we don't. :( I just want so much to be a happy, positive person that I will willingly ignore the signs that I'm not going to get that. Lol.

  9. Hell month(s) have begun. Now I get to help plan a wedding menu and help cook it on top of the shadowcast sh!t I've already gotta do. Plus the Kesha concert on the 26th of this month, plus bleaching and dyeing my hair bright fucking red before the show, plus the wedding itself and the Witches Ball this year.

    :britdrown:

    The amount of time and effort I put into Rocky Horror without getting paid for it. Fuckin' Furter, indeed.

    1. IUSAtonight

      IUSAtonight

      That's great you have all these cool thing to do. Better being busy than bored :verycool:

    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      That's a very good way to look at it all. I know I'm going to have lots of fun, and I know in the end it'll make up for the stress along the way, so I am excited as well. :)

  10. Oh-- I got my Rainbow Tour tickets yesterday. :pumped: I'm pretty excited. I'll take photos and vid, if I can, and make a topic in the BMN section, since I know Birmingham is the first stop on the tour.

  11. Today marks exactly thirty years since The Lost Boys was made back in 1987. (It's where my gif and title are from, for those who may not know.) It's one of my favorite movies, so yay. :clap1:

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    (This year is also the twentieth anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the show), but the exact date the first episode aired passed in March.)

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      (Sorry; I'm trying to figure out the point of the extra stuff in profile status updates, lol.)

      But lmao, hey, fair enough. :mjpopcorn:

    3. falka

      falka

      Didn't expect two Coreys.
      This movie is very interesting and disturbing :triggered: on some levels. 

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Oh-- yep, the two Coreys are in it. I watch it mainly for Kiefer. :dorkney:

      But I agree!

  12. Ergh, I can't figure out how to put text on gifs. I did the "reset tool" thing, I make sure I have the last frame highlighted, but it never pops up as its own separate frame. I'm going to have to find a tutorial that walks through it step-by-step so I can figure out what I'm missing here. :nocomprende:

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      ......................

      Oh.

      :awks:

      Okay, I feel dumb, lol. Thank you so much!

    3. Applejack

      Applejack

      No worries sis. Anything else I'll be here to help ^^

    4. LostInAnImage

      LostInAnImage

      Eh, I still don't even know how to properly pronounce "gif." DOES THE FIRST LETTER SOUND LIKE A "G" OR A "J!?" So many conflicting reports out there :calculating:

  13. This is such a silly thing to be proud of, but I taught myself not only how to make gifs, but how to use psds and how to even make my own, and this is two from my first batch:

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    Not the greatest or the prettiest, I know, but this is from a first try, more or less. (I've had a little experience with the giffing part, but the psds bit is new.) I'm so proud. Aww, yay! I can make gifs and the like now!

    (And yes, the little flower doodle in the watermark is a throwback to the BOMT flower.)

    1. Electro World

      Electro World

      Cute! Nice job! :clap:

    2. Shadow.

      Shadow.

      Aww well done! If u need any help just let me know :) 

    3. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Thank you so much, guys! I appreciate it! (And I'll definitely let you know, @Shadow., thank you!) :hugs:

  14. When you have a Pride parade at eight, and you spent the last two hours at party city... I'm already tired. :lostney:

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Thank you! :unbelievableney:

    3. cheri

      cheri

      have fun and stay safe mama

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Thank you so much, sis!! :hipney:

  15. Sorry for my absence-- I kind of didn't think anyone would notice? So I'm really touched you guys did. <3 I had a very busy December/January and I haven't really been around much anywhere upon finding out my mother-in-law's chemo treatment did not work and she only has a few months left with us.

    And wow, this place looks so strange now, lol. But I'll be back around to post in threads tomorrow. I love y'all. :kisses2all:

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    2. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

       @Britneybbhmm I am very sorry to hear about your cousin. Many hugs and thank you for being so warm here in Exhale. 

    3. Britneybbhmm

      Britneybbhmm

      @NoNeedForSuit&Tie thank u so much! It means a lot! :hugs:

    4. Diamond Horse

      Diamond Horse

      @Britneybbhmm You are so welcome. :hugs: It means a lot to me as well.

  16. I'm working with one eye. (Don't ask.) All I can do is sleep and take baths/showers. Staying on the computer long strains it too much. But that's where I've been.

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Further evidence:

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    3. colormefresh

      colormefresh

      @A.D. Lmaooo I can't handle it! :ricackle:

      @fucknfurter You have to tell us what happened to your eye bb :yaknow:

    4. A.D.
  17. @I'mSoCurious, @A.D. I haven't forgotten anything I've promised to read or help write here, I'm just busier than I expected to be this weekend. Please bear with me, y'all! :hugs: 

    1. I'mSoCurious

      I'mSoCurious

      Thanks!!! Take your time, sis :hugs:

    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Take your time, sis. Love you both :hugs:

    3. I'mSoCurious
  18. It took me six hours to do all of my Christmas shopping. :nyheadache: I don't want to look at a checkout or online store again for the rest of the month-- and I'm a shopaholic. 

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      @fucknfurter I didn't know you had kids already, you must be such a cool mom :unbelievableney: Well, you know I'm good with words and no one can cut a bitch like me. Reading is more than just a shady skill, it's a necessity of life :queenriri:

    3. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Nooo, I'm just an aunt, lol. :giggleney: I have two nieces, ages seven and five. The seven year old acts like she's a twenty year old trapped in a child's body (she has her mother's disapproving expressions already), and the five year old is a chatterbox who loves money, lmao. But yes, I do know this. ;) That is very true!

    4. A.D.

      A.D.

      But you're a cool aunt to the point where you go through all this trouble just to satisfy your nieces :hugs: They both sound so much fun and I'm also a chatterbox that loves money so God bless the little one for already having her own emancipation of Mimi phase :queenriri:

  19. Update on the deleted board situation: They sent me a very short, very automated message informing me that they'd exercised their right to terminate under the TOS section and that was it. :wontcry: Everything's gone, and we won't be getting it back. Apparently it's board deleting quota time there or something too, because I saw they'd deleted three others that made threads about it in their support forum.

    The lesson here: Don't ever use Proboards, guys. Ever. They'll just delete everything without upholding their claim to grant a warning forty-eight hours ahead of time. Emailing abuse won't matter, either. It's an automated message system, you won't deal with a human being.

    I have a ton to re-write now, and I see there's a ton of negative threads today, so I'm not going to be around much this week. Stay safe, guys, and have a good one.

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    2. A.D.

      A.D.

      Those soul sucking monsters deserve to be castrated :meltdown:

    3. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      I wish I could sue them, it'd be what they deserve. I don't think I can, though. :tiffanycries: I'm just going to make sure I badmouth them on every website I go to now. They deleted a gamer's board too, I saw-- it's anything they don't like.

      But thank y'all. Re-writing is going to be a chore and a half, but hopefully I can come up with a good, fresh ideas from having to revisit material. Trying to find a bright spot.

    4. Electro World

      Electro World

      Hopefully you will be able to write even better material. I'm really sorry girl :tiffanycries:

      Why not try vBulletin? That one is pretty popular from what I've seen, or try the one Exhale uses. If your going to use it alot, I wouldn't see using paid forum software as a bad idea:idkney:

  20. So I had a private forum with a friend where we wrote together, and I just tried to go onto it to find that it was shut down for violating a term that basically says they can delete/take sh!t offline for any reason, or even no reason at all. Everything I've read on it says it could be something as simple as an outside link that violated their TOS. Anything else I can't think of, because you honestly couldn't get onto the board unless you were one of us; so it couldn't be something like offensive content to minors. I never even got a warning email, and neither did she.

    I'm just so upset because I've lost months of work if they've deleted it for real/won't put it up long enough for me to get all of my drafts and move them to another site. I don't even care about the Jingle Ball anymore, like nothing is cheering me up.

    I hope everyone else has a good Godney night, though. And I hope Britney slays her set tonight. I just.... :crying11:

    (Sorry, I had to get this out somewhere.)

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    2. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      They should have, I agree. This isn't right at all, our work wasn't offending anyone but the I.T. staff themselves I guess, and all of my emails said that we'd be more than happy to delete/rectify the offensive material.

      I'm kind of hoping maybe it's just because they went home for the weekend, but I'm doubting it. :(

    3. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

      Update: Apparently my assumption about the weekend thing was right, and we won't know anything for sure until Monday. (North American PST time.) So I'll update y'all then if you still want to know what happened.

    4. Electro World

      Electro World

      Let us know sis, I'm really hoping for a happy ending :lostney:

  21. All right, I can't breathe anymore and I think this flu is slowly killing me. I'm ordering pizza, catching up on shows, and then drinking a bunch of NyQuil to knock my ass out. :icant2:

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    2. I'mSoCurious
    3. LostInAnImage

      LostInAnImage

      I'm admittedly sometimes a little jealous, since seemingly you got it all  (pizza, TV and sleep), but the rest does sound like it'd drive me crazy. I hope today you're feeling stronger than yesterday...and that people stop knocking on your door. (I don't know, I ran out. I run away!) :quirkney:

    4. fucknfurter

      fucknfurter

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      You win. Just.... you win. Lmao, I love it. Thank you!

  22. You know what's also iconic to me? Your beautiful gif avas and the way you match up your nickname to them. I live for those, sis. e9bw4w_th.gif

    1. WholeHawaii

      WholeHawaii

      Thanks sis, you slay way too much.  e9bw4w_th.gif

  23. I'm so nervous, I can't even watch the poll results. I think I'm just going to wake up tomorrow and find out if I should sob uncontrollably or sob the minimum amount. :selenerz:

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    2. Electro World

      Electro World

      Same sistren, I didn't think I would get THIS much anxiety over this :nyheadache:

    3. King B.

      King B.

      Florida is red this year ... prepare your weave getting snatched :letitburn:

    4. fucknfurter
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    Me = Frank, Janet = The Masquerade Ball. Knocked that sh!t out of the park, then got drunk and ended up performing all of the songs with my Rocky Horror family and some of the audience at a bar for hours at the after party.

    Now in the world of Britney, please tell me chaos hasn't broken out since I've been gone.