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SlayOut

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    SlayOut reacted to fucknfurter for a status update, My favorite thing about when it snows in the South: we shut down completely, whether   
    My favorite thing about when it snows in the South: we shut down completely, whether it's slush or actual inches of snow, because we can't handle it. My two days off just turned into a four day weekend. 
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    SlayOut reacted to LostInAnImage for a status update, Attending a Gaga tour for the fourth time tonight! It's been a long time, but she's b   
    Attending a Gaga tour for the fourth time tonight! It's been a long time, but she's back in town; yoü and I know how it is. Yes, ticket prices were outrageous, but she keeps giving me a million reasons to stay. Plus, I've been doing this since 2009, so basically, I'll just follow her until she loves me. Further, she's essentially been like a philosopher to me...I've learned that if I just dance, it all truly will be okay. Also, I've had the flu for the past two weeks, so I'm out of puns uncharacteristically early. So until tonight: Take my hand, slay Joanne. 

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    SlayOut got a reaction from LostInAnImage for a status update, I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stu   
    I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stumbled upon the Axis Theatre.  Britney was performing that night but we didn’t have tickets.  That didn’t halt our ambition: somehow, we bypassed security, walked through the doors, and stood at the very back of the theatre to witness the show.
    The theatre was more like a stadium in my dream, so there were tens of thousands of people.  Britney was slaying and everyone’s wigs were snatched per usual.  At intermission, my friends and I decided to be ballsy and somehow stole a few seats in the VIP section. While i felt bad about my actions, I justified them as this was my first time seeing Britney live. 
    I was about to snap some pictures as the stage crew and dancers were readying for the Slave 4 U performance. All of a sudden, the theatre transformed itself into a sunny, outdoor park. Rather than a tiny pit section in front of the stage, there was a huge expanse of grass, trees, a small lake, and other things directly in front of the stage.  My friends and I ditched our VIP seats and ran through the park to get as close to the stage as possible. By the time we made it close to the stage and found some lawn chairs, Britney was just starting to perform Slave 4 U. Right as she was going to slay the dance break, some pine trees decided to sprout up and block our view of the stage.
    Then I woke up. 
    The end.
    Thanks for possibly reading this far into my wacky dream. Has anyone had a strange Britney related dream before? 
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    SlayOut got a reaction from LostInAnImage for a status update, I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stu   
    I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stumbled upon the Axis Theatre.  Britney was performing that night but we didn’t have tickets.  That didn’t halt our ambition: somehow, we bypassed security, walked through the doors, and stood at the very back of the theatre to witness the show.
    The theatre was more like a stadium in my dream, so there were tens of thousands of people.  Britney was slaying and everyone’s wigs were snatched per usual.  At intermission, my friends and I decided to be ballsy and somehow stole a few seats in the VIP section. While i felt bad about my actions, I justified them as this was my first time seeing Britney live. 
    I was about to snap some pictures as the stage crew and dancers were readying for the Slave 4 U performance. All of a sudden, the theatre transformed itself into a sunny, outdoor park. Rather than a tiny pit section in front of the stage, there was a huge expanse of grass, trees, a small lake, and other things directly in front of the stage.  My friends and I ditched our VIP seats and ran through the park to get as close to the stage as possible. By the time we made it close to the stage and found some lawn chairs, Britney was just starting to perform Slave 4 U. Right as she was going to slay the dance break, some pine trees decided to sprout up and block our view of the stage.
    Then I woke up. 
    The end.
    Thanks for possibly reading this far into my wacky dream. Has anyone had a strange Britney related dream before? 
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    SlayOut got a reaction from LostInAnImage for a status update, I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stu   
    I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stumbled upon the Axis Theatre.  Britney was performing that night but we didn’t have tickets.  That didn’t halt our ambition: somehow, we bypassed security, walked through the doors, and stood at the very back of the theatre to witness the show.
    The theatre was more like a stadium in my dream, so there were tens of thousands of people.  Britney was slaying and everyone’s wigs were snatched per usual.  At intermission, my friends and I decided to be ballsy and somehow stole a few seats in the VIP section. While i felt bad about my actions, I justified them as this was my first time seeing Britney live. 
    I was about to snap some pictures as the stage crew and dancers were readying for the Slave 4 U performance. All of a sudden, the theatre transformed itself into a sunny, outdoor park. Rather than a tiny pit section in front of the stage, there was a huge expanse of grass, trees, a small lake, and other things directly in front of the stage.  My friends and I ditched our VIP seats and ran through the park to get as close to the stage as possible. By the time we made it close to the stage and found some lawn chairs, Britney was just starting to perform Slave 4 U. Right as she was going to slay the dance break, some pine trees decided to sprout up and block our view of the stage.
    Then I woke up. 
    The end.
    Thanks for possibly reading this far into my wacky dream. Has anyone had a strange Britney related dream before? 
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    SlayOut got a reaction from LostInAnImage for a status update, I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stu   
    I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stumbled upon the Axis Theatre.  Britney was performing that night but we didn’t have tickets.  That didn’t halt our ambition: somehow, we bypassed security, walked through the doors, and stood at the very back of the theatre to witness the show.
    The theatre was more like a stadium in my dream, so there were tens of thousands of people.  Britney was slaying and everyone’s wigs were snatched per usual.  At intermission, my friends and I decided to be ballsy and somehow stole a few seats in the VIP section. While i felt bad about my actions, I justified them as this was my first time seeing Britney live. 
    I was about to snap some pictures as the stage crew and dancers were readying for the Slave 4 U performance. All of a sudden, the theatre transformed itself into a sunny, outdoor park. Rather than a tiny pit section in front of the stage, there was a huge expanse of grass, trees, a small lake, and other things directly in front of the stage.  My friends and I ditched our VIP seats and ran through the park to get as close to the stage as possible. By the time we made it close to the stage and found some lawn chairs, Britney was just starting to perform Slave 4 U. Right as she was going to slay the dance break, some pine trees decided to sprout up and block our view of the stage.
    Then I woke up. 
    The end.
    Thanks for possibly reading this far into my wacky dream. Has anyone had a strange Britney related dream before? 
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    SlayOut reacted to If U Seek Me for a status update, I have been playing the new Break the Ice remix on repeat! I feel cleansed. And those   
    I have been playing the new Break the Ice remix on repeat! I feel cleansed.
    And those vocals...
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    SlayOut reacted to Electro World for a status update, Today was my Senior class trip on a lunch cruise, going around NYC on the Hudson Rive   
    Today was my Senior class trip on a lunch cruise, going around NYC on the Hudson River. One of the things on the ship was a dance floor with a DJ. However, I'm not the best dancer, especially when it's in front of my friends, classmates, and teachers I know. So when my friends surprisingly went to the dancefloor, all I could do was channel my inner Femme Fataleney. Deadass was doing this move:

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    SlayOut reacted to BrittonJeanSpears for a status update, Anyone else getting logged out every other day?     
    Anyone else getting logged out every other day?  
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    SlayOut reacted to Ryu for a status update, I heard Make Me, Work Bitch and Criminal at work today I love Tijuana, I hear Britney   
    I heard Make Me, Work Bitch and Criminal at work today I love Tijuana, I hear Britney a lot here
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    SlayOut reacted to SomeoneGimmeBritney for a status update, listening to Gimme More at the moment   
    listening to Gimme More at the moment
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    SlayOut got a reaction from Electro World for a status update, Where have you been, good sis? Miss you and hope all is well!    
    Where have you been, good sis? Miss you and hope all is well! 
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    SlayOut reacted to I Always Sing Live for a status update, "Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay u   
    "Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay us with that international 99 blast from the past bop. 
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    SlayOut reacted to If U Seek Me for a status update, The "For the d*ck" challenge is such as mess.   
    The "For the d*ck" challenge is such as mess.

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    SlayOut reacted to BoyToySoldier for a status update, Hi Britney, I luv uuuu  Release B10 plzzz    
    Hi Britney, I luv uuuu 
    Release B10 plzzz 
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    SlayOut reacted to JustLuvMe for a status update, Leak Sam's nudes    
    Leak Sam's nudes 
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    SlayOut reacted to I'mSoCurious for a status update, I LOVE YOU QUEEN   
    I LOVE YOU QUEEN
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    SlayOut got a reaction from ChrisTheLoner for a status update, So on the new-ish Snapchat map location page, they had a featured story in Vegas titl   
    So on the new-ish Snapchat map location page, they had a featured story in Vegas titled "Britney: Piece of Me." Not one Snapchat was from Britney's show but from everyone else's. 
    Mess. 
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    SlayOut got a reaction from ChrisTheLoner for a status update, So on the new-ish Snapchat map location page, they had a featured story in Vegas titl   
    So on the new-ish Snapchat map location page, they had a featured story in Vegas titled "Britney: Piece of Me." Not one Snapchat was from Britney's show but from everyone else's. 
    Mess. 
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    SlayOut got a reaction from Margaery for a status update, This made me scream when I saw it!    
    This made me scream when I saw it! 

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    SlayOut got a reaction from Margaery for a status update, This made me scream when I saw it!    
    This made me scream when I saw it! 

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    SlayOut got a reaction from Margaery for a status update, This made me scream when I saw it!    
    This made me scream when I saw it! 

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    SlayOut got a reaction from Margaery for a status update, This made me scream when I saw it!    
    This made me scream when I saw it! 

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    SlayOut got a reaction from Margaery for a status update, This made me scream when I saw it!    
    This made me scream when I saw it! 

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    SlayOut reacted to Margaery for a status update, Taylor Swift rapping is one of the most cringiest things I've heard lately    
    Taylor Swift rapping is one of the most cringiest things I've heard lately