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Status Updates posted by JustLuvMe

  1. Tinashe’s latest singles have been underwhelming, she can go away now :begone:

    1. JustLuvMe


      Also Meghan Trainor is the hefty Taylor Swift :mhm:

    2. SlayOut


      No Drama is a bop though! :pleaseshhh: Sorry I don’t make the rules! :cackling:

  2. I went to Target today to buy the Britney T-Shirt, but I didn’t like the quality of it so I left it behind :awks:

    I ended up walking out with Beyoncé’s Lemonade CD+DVD combo, it’s pretty dope :martin:

    1. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I'm lonely, I need a bae, hmu :imok:

  3. I want a puppy for Christmas :kyliecry:

    1. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I want YOU to be my puppy for Christmas! :groovin:

  4. How do people get in relationships :umsaywhat: magic, witchcraft?

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    2. IUSAtonight


      What are these? These aren't real :howiroll:

    3. BoyToySoldier


      Yes, I sacrifice 12 virgins every blood moon to keep my relationship going. :letitburn:

    4. JustLuvMe


      @I Always Sing Live Feel free to message me anytime :sendinglove:

      @BoyToySoldier I knew it! :triggered:

  5. Leak Sam's nudes :juggingu:

  6. Guys suck, is it easier being straight :calculating:

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    2. If U Seek Me

      If U Seek Me

      You could also be bi, honey. :calculating:

    3. IUSAtonight


       A hole is a hole. That's what my grandma says :mattafact:

    4. JustLuvMe


      @If U Seek Me maybe you're right :calculating:

  7. All I want for Christmahhssusssss ihhzzzzzz youuuuuuuuuwhoooooo-youuuuuuuuu youhh youhh babehh rs_500x245-160524114454-53-ejmbo.gif

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    2. Heavenly


      spread ur wings and fly butterfly

    3. I Always Sing Live

      I Always Sing Live

      I should just hug you goodbye, but I just can't walk away from paradise. :bootyney:

      The Christmas hype train already started on Sept 1st, you're kinda late. :saycheese:

    4. Margaery


      omg that is so weird I randomly thought about AIWFCIY this very day :o


  8. Farewell, fair weather friend
    Abandonment returns to taunt me again :mcry:

    1. Heavenly


      Hey gorl

    2. JustLuvMe


      Missed ya :snapney:

  9. Dark mascara dripping down my face :britdrown:

    1. Dripping For Britney

      Dripping For Britney

      I can be your treble baby you can be the base :britdrown:

    3. LostInAnImage


      Use waterproof next time. :bgrin:

  10. Lust For Life :jumpney:

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    2. Heavenly


      haha  keep dreaming.

      I'm an icon tho :gloss:

    3. JustLuvMe


      Since when :plzexplain:

    4. Heavenly


      Since birth ? :plzexplain:

  11. Lightning don't strike the same place twice

    When you and I said goodbye I felt the Angels Cry :mcry:

    1. Heavenly


      nnn it's been like 4 years now, get over ha :sew: ew

    2. Heavenly
  12. I'm not going to sugarcoat it and say I was fine, 'cause I wasn't.

  13. From the minute that you walked right through the door
    Thoughts are racing in my mind, time to explore 589f8f7268a3d137572381.gif

  14. I need to see Maluma perform live in concert :yesplease:

    1. DaxCass


      If you live in Colombia you can see him easily :snapney:

  15. Kehlani is slayying me rn :martin: 

  16. Relating to 'Perfume' so bad right now, I should be relating to 'Unusual You' :icant2:

  17. I want G-Eazy inside me :mybodyisready:

  18. You're hot :makeitrain:

    1. Draw The Blinds

      Draw The Blinds

      Thanks love. You're too kind :giggleney:

  19. There's so much pelvic thrusting in Xtina's Dirrty music video :umomg: 

    1. Delicious Pork Chops

      Delicious Pork Chops

      that's cause you're in it! :lessons:


  20. I finally bought the Private Show perfume, it smells delicious :bootyney:

    1. I'mSoCurious


      Good, just don't drink it... :quirkney:

    2. JustLuvMe


      But it smells so good :crying1: so logically it must taste good :mhm:

    3. I'mSoCurious


      Okay call 911 then take a sip :quirkney: I hope they make it in time.

  21. He hit me and it felt like a kiss 57d2ef346f824733179848.gif

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    2. Zinaida Zazekina

      Zinaida Zazekina

      But he didn't hurt me, cuz when he took me in his arms, with all the tenderness there is, he hit me, and I was glad <3

    3. JustLuvMe


      @Zinaida Zazekinathe crystals right? I love the original version as well!! :carpoolney:

    4. Zinaida Zazekina

      Zinaida Zazekina

      @JustLuvMe Yep, I like that version and the Hole cover!! 

  22. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman 57b16fbe1eadb110806246.gif

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    2. Larry Stylinson

      Larry Stylinson

      I'm not a twink... not yet a daddy... giphy.gif

    3. Shut Yo Bitch Ass Up

      Shut Yo Bitch Ass Up

      According to my friends that are gay they told me the gay man evolution chain goes

      Pup -> Twink -> Otter and then Otters have many alternative evolutions. An otter can either evolve into a Bear by eating a lot more and getting hairier, they can remain an otter, most turn into wolves by eating more but working out more as well and getting hairier. After that wolf, otter, bear stage some will turn into a Daddy which is the final evolution of "The Gay Man". Such a frustrating evolution chain but thank god I'm not attracted to any species on earth.

    4. JustLuvMe


      The evolution of a gay man sounds complicated :bpo: but anyways I'm not a girl, I'm not a woman either...because I'm a guy :britstare:

  23. I love Mariah so much!! She's a God to me, Messiah Carey tbh :pieceofwhat: