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Everything posted by LostInAnImage

  1. I'm fairly certain the following gif illustrates the exact creative process occurring behind each and every current producer and director in Hollywood, after having been inspired by a movie released two whole years prior, and subsequently deciding it needed the addition of these certain elements in order to wholly "remake" it: And BAM! Brand-new original plotline, coming to all theatres near you immediately. After all, the current (two year older) generation deserves to have an upgraded version of every masterpiece which previously achieved 53% on poof Tomatoes. ETA: My fucking phone keeps turning "poof" into poof. Each time I change it back, it switches it immediately. Hence, "poof Tomatoes." ETAx2: WHAT THE f**k? *R.O.T.T.E.N.
  2. Amazing Buzzfeed article

    While their articles tend to veer heavily on the absurd, at least it's a very popular site that's actively keeping her name out there. For those of us hoping she's provided with a sufficient budget to even properly create B10 (e.g., photoshoots rather than screenshots for the album artwork), it's imperative that people (other than us) are aware she still exists.
  3. Oh god, yes! I was literally thinking of Marvel while writing this, but then somehow omitted it prior to posting (not to imply some of the movies aren't enjoyable, but it's just too damn much. Feels like a new one premieres every single weekend).
  4. Yep, I was clearly super wrong! The predicted numbers would be fine for the majority of other artists, but are an immense and highly notable drop since his last album, which opened with 800k I believe. Nevertheless, after the viral Trump freestyle, I'm not surprised at all honestly; he blatantly told his fans to either support the POTUS or remain his fan, and a massive portion of his fanbase has increasingly been comprised of politically conservative males throughout this past decade. But with that said, I'm also quite sure Eminem was well-aware of that demographic shift; hence, his decision to command such a distinction in loyalties prior to his album release. Plus, since he hasn't even released a music video yet, I'm not entirely convinced he gives a f**k about sales anymore (but I could be wrong regarding the latter; he's always been an amalgam of massive ego and tremendous insecurity). Personally, I've listened to the majority of Revival today, but have yet to purchase it (not due to political partisanship, but complete depletion of student loans, haha). Anyway, I love a few tracks and hate a couple, but overall remain with mixed impressions. His albums generally have so many songs, (and lengthy ones at that), and as a fan I've always been primarily interested in his nuanced and witty lyrical content, so it usually takes me a while to reach a consensus regarding how I feel about each of his albums in their entirety. All that to be said, your early predictions were clearly correct, and I humbly admit defeat.
  5. Yep, I enjoyed Ocean's Eleven, but can't even recall what distinguished the plotline between Ocean's Twelve (2004) and Ocean's Thirteen (2007); either way, the franchise should've been discontinued after the first one back in 2001 (which, incidentally, was also a remake of Ocean's Eleven from 1960). I don't understand why anyone thinks it's necessary to butcher this even further, a decade after the trilogy concluded. I mean, I'm sure Ocean's 8 will do well in the box office due to the high-profile cast and commercial impact of the Ocean's trilogy, but I'm personally getting sick of every single movie and/or movie franchise getting remade, especially since they are so rarely superior to the original. The same complaint is in effect for the inundation of novels receiving big-screen adaptations. Has Hollywood just completely run out of original storylines? And on another note, just because I can't sleep and am feeling kinda bitchy, Rihanna is a beautiful woman but honestly doesn't stand out on that movie poster in the slightest; I had to peruse it several times before I could even spot her. And as @it's so much Betterstated, one of the few actual stand-outs on this poster is that of a highly esteemed and critically-acclaimed actress (recipient of two Academy Awards, three Golden Globes and three Screen Actors Guild Awards, among countless other accolades), whose name was misspelled (despite it even having been supplied on the attached movie poster in question). However, we are supposed to be smitten by the profile shot of a pop star who has yet to prove herself as an actress? Also, I can't believe I wrote this much about a movie I have zero interest in. Insomnia does crazy things to your brain, kids.