I want you to sit down for this. OK, you're most likely already sitting, so instead hold your breath and get ready to go bat-shit crazy. In a good way!
BreatheHeavy.com can exclusively reveal that Britney's EX-assistant Brett Miller was FIRED. Or is about to be anyway!
"Brett is on her way out. Britney always felt Brett was shady," said the source, "and wanted someone who had her best interests at heart."
Replacing Brett will be Britney's old assistant, Felicia Culotta, who has officially been REHIRED and has already begun working.
In a letter posted online nearly 2 years ago, Culotta claimed she was helpless regarding Britney's current state, saying:
Ding dong the witch is dead!quote:
"There's just so much you can do to help a person - I don't dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY."
Welcome back, FE!!!
UPDATE: Am told Brett is still technically employed, but IS on the way out, and yes Fe IS still signed on. La la la.