Don’t Waste Your Time

X17 couldn't stalk Britney today, so instead they talk to a guy who is "best friends" with another guy whose older brother knows Isaac, you see? So I think X17 should interview me because my friend's cousin's uncle's dog groomer's wife saw Isaac at a grocery store once. My favorite part though is X17 claims to "love" Britney, yet the reporter (who actually speaks English for once) does everything he can to squeeze out a controversial response from this dude. Why do I even bother updating about this shit?