Don’t Believe Everything You Read!!!

Ok so... originally, all the stories below I decided to NOT report on. But I think it's important for the fans (and haters) to see both sides of the coin. The articles aren't the exact ones from the original sources; had to do a few spel cheks! Enjoy your daily dose of bullshit!

Britney Vomits On Herself After Parting Hard At The Mondrian - May 27
Troubled Britney Spears had a wild night out at a top Hollywood hotel - which ended with her being carried out of the bathroom after vomiting over and over again in the men's bathroom. The troubled pop princess, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year, sat crouched over the toilet bowl at the posh Mondrian hotel with tears streaming down her face. A guest revealed Britney said things were "not going well" for her, apologized for the state she was in and begged her bodyguard to take her home. Britney, 25, arrived at the five-star Mondrian hotel at around 10pm on Sunday, May 27 with a group of five friends. Wearing a black dress and long blonde wig, the Toxic star went unnoticed as she sat with her pals at a corner table in the Sky Bar. The guest said: "She was wearing a long blonde wig that came halfway down her back and she had a black headscarf keeping it in place. "She seemed to be enjoying herself at first and she was barely recognizable. No one knew she was there." But around an hour later, Britney disappeared to the bathroom. "Britney was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up," the source said. The source said: "Her bodyguard was standing in front of the door to stop anyone getting in. "She looked a real mess. Her blonde wig was hanging off her head and she had make-up smeared down her face from where she had been crying. "She was wearing a black dress and there was some vomit down the front of that - she also had vomit around her mouth. "She was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn't really seem with it, but I don't know if she was drunk or not."

Source: Splash

Justin Timberlake Calls Out Britney Spears?
Say what you will about Britney Spears. Of the foursome of young Hollywood party gals she is the only one without a court date. Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are all involved in legal battles. Still Britney has made her way in and out of rehab and it's still not clear if it really took. That seems to be the message that Justin Timberlake may have put out to his former sweetie. Remember after some early denials it was reported that Britney and Justin were phone pals while she was stationed at Lindsay Lohan's current home, the 'Promises' rehab center in Malibu.

In Touch Weekly asks: Is Justin Timberlake calling out his ex, Britney Spears' addiction problems in his concerts? At a recent performance in Zurich, Switzerland, JT started singing Amy Winehouse's hit song, "Rehab." However, he changed the first-person lyrics to "They tried to make her go to rehab and she said no no no."

Later on, he sang the Gnarls Barkley tune "Crazy," again changing the lyrics to say, "I think she's crazy... I remember when, I remember when she lost her mind." That's not nice, Justin. Didn't you already get your point across with the Britney look-alike in the "Cry Me a River" video?

Source: National Ledger

Britney Throws Knife At Manager's Head At HOB Show
Britney Spears was said to have thrown a knife at a stage manager’s head at the House of Blues. The jean skirt and fur shrug-wearing lipsynch queen was outraged that the guy didn’t get the lights she ordered for her show - so she chucked a knife at his face (it was a butter knife).
A House of Blues executive is said to have walked in right afterwards and yelled at Britney, saying “You’re not a big enough star that I can’t cancel you right now!… You apologize immediate or I’ll make sure you never appear at any House of Blues again… or anywhere Else!” Britney is said to have gotten teary-eyed and to have apologized to the poor man she could have blinded. Hmmm… this lil unknown security guard thought he could prevent Britney Spears from performing “anywhere” else again? I would have thrown a butter knife at his ass too, he sounds like a jerk. I’m not surprised by Brit Brit’s behavior. Keep it country, gurl

Source: ONTD

Spears' Drug Counselor Dates Dismissed
Britney Spears' alleged new man has dismissed reports he is dating the singer. John Sundahl, who acts as Spears' drug counsellor, was linked to the star after they reportedly met up at his Beverly Hills, California, house to discuss follow-up treatment after her spell in rehab earlier this year (07). A source tells the National Enquirer, "Britney and John ended up making out beside the pool - and Britney acted like she didn't care who saw her. "John's smitten with Britney. I've never seen him act so ridiculous with a girl. He's so in love with her that he's risking his career just to keep her happy." However, while Sundahl admits he often helps recovering addicts at his home, he insists his relationship with the Toxic hitmaker is strictly professional. He says, "I am not having a relationship with Britney Spears." The 25-year-old singer is currently in the middle of a divorce from estranged spouse Kevin Federline, with who she has two children.

Source: Contact Music

Bjork Defends Britney
Icelandic pop star Bjork sympathies with fellow singer Britney Spears' struggle to juggle the pressures of celebrity with a successful music career. The star recalls how dealing with fame became too much for her during the height of her career in the 1990s when she was living in the U.K., prompting her to attack a journalist who tried to talk to her 10-year-old son. And she can relate to troubled singer Spears, who is hoping to revive her career after a stint in rehab and constant press criticism about her parenting skills and party lifestyle. Bjork says, "I definitely feel sympathy for Britney, but I had a choice. I could move away. She can't."

Source: Contact Music