Smiling gives you wrinkles, resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
We don't even know where to begin with the rumor Christina Aguilera's upcoming single could be titled "Where The Smiles Have Been (Wrinkles)."
While Christina Aguilera works furiously to dream up an Earth-shattering record that's slated to steal our souls and claim the top position on the charts, a new detail emerged that claims her rumored lead single title is "Where The Smiles Have Been (Wrinkles)" and will premiere on The Voice this year. The alleged name came from music forum ATRL with the original poster lacking any credible source, but we couldn't pass on the opportunity to report a story like this.
Thing is, we wouldn't put it passed Christina. Anyone who beats up Mickey Mouse and pokes fun at pop's biggest female stars definitely has the capacity to record a song about wrinkles. Plus, Da Internz, who confirmed they're contributing to her forthcoming record, says the album sounds caviar ratchet. Look, we didn't make the rules.
"Where The Smiles Have Been (Wrinkles)"