I don't need to remind you how many times Christina Aguilera has promised us a new album, but it's a lot. Enough for it to keep me up at night and write about it any time I type the words Christina Aguilera. To be fair, she didrelease a new song this week titled "America." The singer co-wrote it with Linda Perry, but there's no timestamp. Meaning, it's probably years-old. We'll take what we can get at this point.
Xtina is up to her tricks again. She posted a couple of photos doing her best Brooke Candy impression and wore a shirt that says "suck my dick." It's a lot to absorb, but the caption we should pay special attention to: "New things on the horizon 😉"
Notice the wink emoji. THE WINK EMOJI IS MOCKING US. She also says "things." As in it could be anything but new music. Xtina, sis, just hand it over.
See the snap below: