Cheaper Than Toilet Paper




I'm not even kidding. I just had a revelation. Freakin toilet paper is more expensive then these magazines. I should start wiping my ass with these! TMI.

It was inevitable. We all knew the tabloids would spin Britney's custody settlement as her giving up on her kids. Complete BS. Check out the new cover for this week's In Touch claiming "Britney pays Kevin off for her sons." I like, can't even get upset over these anymore. I think I've finally accepted the fact that some of these tabloids are truly truly ridiculous. Ha, I'll probably freak out next week; probably mellow today cause I'm tired.




And the amazing Life & Style: "Why she gave up custody of the kids."




Oh, and Us Weekly is jumpin the bandwagon too...