“Cause You’re Smart, And I’m Stupid”

About the Britney-pregnancy rumor:
"It's all bullshit. They're just toying with the paparazzi."
- Sam Lutfi in a statement to Access Hollywood.

About the Jamie Lynn miscarriage rumor:
"Contrary to rumors, Jamie Lynn Spears has not been rushed to the hospital nor has she suffered a miscarriage. She is healthy and at home with her mother."
- Jamie Lynn's rep to OK! Magazine.

"Like America... believe everything you read."