Sometimes being a nasty mommy bitch is a thankless job. Britney Spears, like many straight women (and gay men), saw Jennifer Lopez’s new movie “The Boy Next Door” today and thought 1. Holy shit JLo never ages 2. Ryan Guzman YAAAAS and 3. Holy shit JLo is so amazing [insert crying emoji].

January 23 2015, 4:41 pm