Here’s kind of important things in music today.
None of these tidbits are worthy of their own dedicated spot on BreatheHeavy, however they’re interesting enough that I felt compelled to share.
It’s BreatheHeavy.com’s favorite Britney moments in 2014, bitch.
2014 was a pretty solid year for Britney Spears. Aside from that whole mess we’d like to refer to as Myah-gate, our living legend consistently worked bitch in the past 12 months, pocketing a cool mill per week from her Las Vegas residency. But it’s not all about the coins! B treated us to some MTV Diary realness via some amazing Instagram posts. She also got herself some new man candy (after kicking her cheating boyfriend to the curb). Plus, she launched The Intimates women’s wear line, showed off #datbangingbody on some mags and still found her balance as a nasty mommy bitch on the Piece Of Me stage.
Now with that said, it obviously wasn’t the most active of years for Spears, but you can’t deny that homegirl seems pretty damn happy. With less than a day left of the year, BreatheHeavy decided to round up some of our favorites B moments from the past 365 days and wish the original doll one hell of a 2015. So without further ado and in no particular order, here are our 5 favorite Britney moments of the year from Team BreatheHeavy.
Merry Xmas, everyone!
Hi, it’s me. MEEE! Jordan Miller. No, I’m not high. I am, however, full of ham and egg nog.
I wanted to wish you all a very merry Christmas!
Did you go anywhere cool? Do anything fun? Get any cool gifts? Break up a fight between your lesbian aunt and her new girlfriend?
Now here’s a photo of me with a vacuum:
Thank you mom for the vacuum I think pic.twitter.com/H8z0sQT07J
— BreatheHeavy.com (@breatheheavycom) December 26, 2014
BreatheHeavy.com has new writers, bitch!
After over a 150 submissions to write for BreatheHeavy.com, six made the cut! I am so excited to continue growing BreatheHeavy, and look forward to where this takes the site in the pop music news world (it’s a small one, afterall). In other words…
Shit’s getting REAL.
Without further ado… INTRODUCING: