Britney Wants A “Mary Poppins-Style Date” With X-Factor Finalist. NOT!



Me writing this article is more for my sanity then it is to spread the word. I miss this shit; the completely fabricated, 100% BS articles that we all know are not true, but still find ourselves lowering our standards by grabbing last night's leftover popcorn sitting on your bedroom dresser and reading the latest Britney gossip. It's ~magic.~

According to digitalspy.co.uk, Britney might have a crush on one of the acts in tomorrow's X Factor finale.

While in the UK two weeks ago, Britney reportedly took an interest in Marvin from JLS.

"Britney loves British men and was quite taken with JLS," a source told the Daily Star, adding that the popstar thinks they are "the cutest group of boys."

A source claims Britney reportedly said: "A British singer? Man, that would be cool."

LOL

"Apparently she'd love to go out with one of them. A proper snowy, Mary Poppins-style date, and Marvin is the one her people have mentioned," said the insider.

If Britney ever went on a "Mary Poppins-style date," I think I'd A.) pee my pants imagining her in a big black coat, silly hat and umbrella - flying over the city and squeezing through chimneys and B.) demand she sing a cover of that "spoon full of sugar" song.

"She adores the British sense of humour and thought it was wonderful when JLS performed Hit Me Baby One More Time in drag."

There are just so many things wrong with this article; I don't know where to begin. If Britney's into Mary Poppins style drag dating, by all means, be my guest. Afterall, she DID date Mr. Milky himself Aiden G for awhile.

File this under the bullshit category!

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