New mum BRITNEY SPEARS has topped the annual style list most celebrities hate appearing on.
The pop superstar beat out teenage millionaire MARY-KATE OLSEN to land at the top of MR BLACKWELL’s yearly Worst-Dressed List.
In making his announcement today (10JAN06), merciless Mr Blackwell criticises the singer’s 2005 style choices, calling her “an over-the-hill LOLITA.”
Olsen came in second, while JESSICA SIMPSON, who Blackwell calls a “cut-rate RAPUNZEL slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner,” DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES’ EVA LONGORIA and MARIAH CAREY round out the top five style sinners.
Mr Blackwell also has harsh words for ANNA NICOLE SMITH, who he called “Queen Kong in cheap lingerie,” and RENEE ZELLWEGER, who looks like a “painted pumpkin on a pogo stick,” according to the tough style critic.