Britney In Tears Over Alleged Weight Gain

Mrs. She's Too Big Now She's Too Thin indeed.

Britney has gained 14 pounds in one month due to the stresses of touring, according to new reports.

Britney was reportedly very upset when she was warned by her handlers she may be called fat.

"She was in tears saying they're calling her fat again,” said a source.

“She showed up to a meeting with a latte in her hand and everyone jumped on her. Britney's supposed to be eating a diet of fish, chicken and vegetables. When she swaps the healthy stuff for junk, her dad [Jamie] gets worried."

Jamie Spears is taking every step necessary to make sure his daughter stays in tip-top shape by keeping the "Unusual You" singer on a strict diet and exercise routine.

"She does not think about the calories in the food, just that she likes it. She loves greasy food and creamy sweets and hates fruit and vegetables. She still eats a lot of fast food, mainly late at night,” a source told Britain's Star magazine.

Brit has always loved junk food continued the source.

"It started as a kid when she hid her habits from her parents. She loves cookies and keeps candy in her travel bags. She hides it or people will be on her case. Her trainers tell her they know she's cheating, but she tells them, 'Mind your own business.'"

Fuck that, she's looking great!

Nothing wrong with a little junk in the trunk!