Britney Fears Canine Incest?

After news hit the tabloids that Britney and Kevin recently stayed in separate bedrooms at Santa Monica's Miramar Hotel, Brit's 'people' have stepped in. To clear up the rumour that Britney called a family meeting to work out the couple's marital trouble, a Spears rep confirmed to Page Six that Britney and Kevin were at the hotel, but the emergency meeting was called only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by her brother's dog, Porkchop, and "that would be incest." For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.

Source — muchmusic.com