Britney And Benji Sitting In A Tree



That kind of has a ring to it! And if you thought I was going to spend more than 30 seconds Photoshopping Britney onto a picture of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, you're nuts.

The latest issue of Out Of In Touch magazine claims Good Charlotte's Benji Madden, who reportedly split with Paris Hilton just a few weeks ago, is now dating Britney. Paris won't be pleased!

"They've been on a few dates," says a source close to Benji. "They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite."

I wonder if Jamie's given his conservatorship stamp of approval because things are going well between the two!

"She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her."

This is where it gets interesting, and sadly... completely believable:

According to the In Touch insider, Britney's manager worked with big Jamie to create a "list of potential boyfriends" for Britney to choose from. In addition to Benji, the list also included Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford, actor Jesse Metcalf, and Olympian Michael Phelps.

"Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up."

I know I'm normally allotted only one bullshit story per day, but I couldn't resist. Britney does have a thing for bad boys and tattoos, but I'm just not seeing this happen. Ugh, I said that about Kevin 5 years ago too.

Invite me to the wedding!