Britney 8th Place In 2004’s Election

This is ment for humor!

President George W. Bush holds an early lead over Senator John Kerry in a mock election going on at Stone Cup Roasting Company. The election is being held at the company’s Hamilton Place café, located at The Shoppes at Hamilton Place next to Marshall’s and behind Carrabba’s, and will last through Tuesday.

With two days remaining in voting, Bush has received 54.5 percent of the votes. Kerry has received 32.5 percent. Independent candidate Ralph Nader is currently in third place with 5.2 percent, followed by Libertarian candidate Michael Badnarik with 4.2 percent. Constitution Party candidate Michael Anthony Peroutka has received 1 percent of the votes, as have write-in candidates Chuck Norris of “Walker, Texas Ranger” fame and President Bill Clinton. Pop singer Britney Spears is in eighth place with 0.5 percent. thanks affiliate britneyspears.org.