Brit of a rap idea


Fashion statement ... Britney

BRITNEY SPEARS is in da house.
We all know she’s been going through a bit of an identity crisis of late – transforming from virginal schoolgirl to spotty slob via sex vamp.

Now she thinks she’s a rapper.

With one leg of her tracksuit bottoms rolled up above her knee she’s following in the footsteps of her homies.


Spree ... Kevin is left holding the bags

And in true rapper style she’s also been flashing the plastic while on the shopping spree with fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE.

The pair – due to marry in November – stocked up on candles, vases and checked out sofas in Los Angeles.


Plastic friend ... star flashes credit card

Mind you, I reckon she looks a bit daft – more ALI G than EMINEM. Aiieee!

And by the way, you can tell who earns the cash in this couple . . . and it’s not the one left to carry all the bags.

the sun --- and please don't freak out at me for posting this, we all know the sun is trashy.