Breaking News: Britney Gets A Milkshake, Likes Pinkberry

Britney's social media director sent the following text messages to the fans saying:

I can now sleep at night!

And what the hell is a black and white milkshake? Why can't they say chocolate & vanilla? Do they haaave to be politically correct on everything they say? Ugh so many questions, so little time.

And it's not "plain flavor," it's original! AND for grammar check, please!