Bodyguard Turned Paparazzo

Britney's bodyguard, the one she probably dislikes the most, has been filming Britney as of late. Very curious... It's bad enough she has a million paps on her ass - she doesn't need her own security doing it too. And please don't tell me it's for some bullshit documentary they're planning. Her life is already documented - no need to have a camera angle from behind her head. And please don't say it's for some court evidence tralala. Next thing ya know her assistant Brett will have a spycam on her sunglasses... Wonder which mag he's planning on selling the *~exclusive~* footage to. Sketch.