Here's what you probably missed.
BreatheHeavy was too busy writing about Taylor Swift's millionth surprise 1989 tour guest and Lady Gaga's supernatural powers to update everything in music this weekend, so here's a handful of updates to ease the Monday morning dread you're enduring.
■ Nicki Minaj kicked off the U.S. leg of The Pinkprint Tour on Friday, and during her performance with boyfriend Meek Mills, Minaj decided to give her man a smooch, then licked his face. Because why not?
■ Jesy Nelson from Little Mix is now engaged to Jake Roche from Rixton! He popped the question in a super romantic display - by getting Ed Sheeran to serenade them as he got down on bended knee. Roche gushed about the good news on Twitter:
■ Zayn Malik is moving full steam ahead with his solo career, posting a selfie on his Twitter while hard at work in a recording studio.
Producer Naughty Boy has wasted no time talking to the press about he and Zayn's freshly abolished friendship, telling The Sun it's "a bit sad" they are now at odds, considering Zayn referred to him as his "best friend" as recently as March this year. Zayn's former bandmates also took the opportunity to drag the controversial producer during their concert in Vancouver on July 17, reading out a fan sign that declared "Niall has more tattoos than Naughty Boy has fans" (context: Niall has no tattoos).
■ Justin Timberlake and Alfonso Ribeiro, who played Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, busted out "The Carlton" dance together at the American Century Celebrity Golf Tournament in Lake Tahoe on Friday.
■ Justin Bieber bites the head off a bat during his performance of Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" on Lip Sync Battle.
■ Five Seconds of Summer perform their new song, "She's Kinda Hot," for the first time during their concert in Las Vegas over the weekend.
■ To celebrate the release of his self-titled album in the UK, Nick Jonas surprised two lucky fans with a ride to his show at the O2 Academy Islington.
■ And finally, listen to Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" remix featuring Kendrick Lamar sans Kendrick Lamar. [Ultimate Music]