■ Justin Bieber better think of some creative ways to begin marketing himself if he wants to beat off One Direction for No. 1 come Nov. 13 when they release albums. This just might be the trick.
Bieber was recently caught with his pants down for all the world to see no thanks to a sneaky paparazzo (that’s up for debate).
Clone-A-Willy (the name explains it all) was impressed. They’re offering Justin Bieber $1 million to make a mold of his penis which they can distribute as a sex toy.
A letter “leaked” (wink wink) from the firm to Bieber’s commercial agent, saying “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and Clone-A-Willy in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his dating life.”
It adds: “We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate [sic] with someone of his enormous stature. We are offering Mr. Bieber a million dollars to endorse Clone-A-Willy.”
We imagine Bieber will surely decline the invitation, however he did mention what we saw was “shrinkage.” Maybe he’s ready to prove how much purpose he has after all.
■ Beyonce changed the words to Prince’s ‘Darlin Nikki’ and made a special tribute for her “Feeling Myself” co-star Nicki Minaj:
■ Kelly Rowland premiered a new song titled “Dumb”:
■ Little Mix shared a snippet of “OMG” off the upcoming Get Weird album:
■ Ariana Grande shared two new teasers of her song “Focus”:
■ Ne-Yo performed “Friend Like Me” from the We Love Disney soundtrack on the TODAY show:
■ 5 Seconds of Summer performed “She’s Kinda Hot” on On Air With Ryan Seacrest:
■ Pitbull premiered his new song “FREE.K”:
■ Ed Sheeran announced he’s releasing a Deluxe version of his chart-topping album x titled x — Wembley Edition. It features a bunch of new music, a full-length concert feature and his music videos.
I'm releasing a Wembley edition of my album with a bunch of new songs and shit, preorder here - https://t.co/hWvRMQtvkK
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) October 26, 2015