Paris Hilton is undeniably uber famous and rich, so her attempts at relating to peasants like me are applaudable. Unbelievable, but she tried her best.
Here are the best quotes from her new interview with the Telegraph:
"The princess Barbie [image] is a fun character but in real life I'm very chill and down-to-earth normal."
Followed by: "We've done over $1.8 billion in sales [on my fragrances]. I have 16 other product lines [including] clothing, sunglasses, shoes, lingerie, swimwear, eyelashes, nails, my own motorcycle team, dog clothes… I have 60 Paris Hilton stores that carry all my products."
On her latest gig: "I feel like DJs are the new rock stars."
On picking what to wear: "It gives me a panic attack sometimes."
On Negative Nancys: "So many people have bad intentions, so many girls want to hang out [with me] to be someone. I weed those people out of my life. I call them hungry tigers."
On her leaked sex tape: "I don't think I'll ever be able to fully trust any man again after that. It was just the most hurtful and awful thing that anyone could do to a little girl. I was very young, it wasn't my fault."
On being a rich kid: "At school kids would be like, 'Oh my God, you own Hilton hotels, you're so rich.' As I turned into my teens I realized I wanted to do something, I didn't want to be a trust-fund kid."
On finding Mr. Right: "When I'm looking for a guy, I'm always thinking of someone who is like my dad: a loyal person with a good heart, because that's all that matters in life."
On the times when her personal chef is on vacation: "I love to cook for myself - my mom taught me how to cook lasagnes and pastas and bake."
On being an Aquarius: "We are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one."