Aw, They Each Get Their Own




Britney is featured on the new Life & Style this week. The headline reads "A new Britney, 201 Days Sober & Happy." Are they sure 201 and not 200 or 202? I bet they just used that number cause that's how many days it's been since that writer's had sex...




And look! The Spears sisters get to share the tabloid spotlight this week. Jamie Lynn's new cover is just as juicy. In Touch Weekly's headline reads "A single mom at 17? Jamie Lynn Leaves Casey." Duh. Why would she stay with a two-timing "I'm going to get my bitch on the side pregnant" dog? Yeah, I said it. What what?