Jordan Miller

Charli XCX Performs “Need Ur Luv” On David Letterman

Charli XCX Performs "Need Ur Luv" On David Letterman

Charli XCX needs your luv.

Even when it hurts her.

And I have plenty to give.

Charli XCX performed (her latest single?) “Need Ur Luv” on David Letterman last night atop a piano wearing something sparkly. She turns up the sex appeal, grinding and slithering all about during her live set (I see why she says Britney Spears inspires her).

Read BreatheHeavy’s “Sucker” album review

I am enjoying watching homegirl grow into her own as an artist. Now, watch Charli XCX perform “Need Ur Luv” on David Letterman:
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The Backstreet Boys Are Making A Movie

Backstreet Boys Are Making A Movie

Backstreet’s back, alright?

The group dubs themselves as the world’s most successful boyband (goodbye) in their new trailer (goodbye) for their “emotionally open and honest film” (GOODYBE).

The group not named N*SYNC headed to London in 2012 to make an album, and figured filming the recording process for a movie was a swell idea.

“This is not just a regular tour. This is a big deal,” one of them I can’t identify said. “We’re all older now, so much has happened,” another one I don’t recognize says.

“20 years is a long time for anybody. Let alone 5 bunch of dorks jumping around on stage singing and dancing.” (Goodbye)

Watch the trailer here:
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Madonna’s Unfinished Album Leaked

UPDATE: Madonna responded again:

This is artistic rape!! These are early leaked demo’s half of which wont even make it on my album the other half have changed and evolved. This is a form of terrorism. Wtf!!!! Why do people want to destroy artistic process??? Why steal? Why not give me the opportunity to finish and give you my very best?

Madonna's Unfinished Album Leaked

Demos from Madonna’s entire album leaked ahead of schedule.

Though she hadn’t given her much anticipated album a release date or working title, 13 demos from it leaked onto the Internet today.

Avicii, Diplo and Ryan Tedder are just a few producers lending their talents on said tracks.

Madonna responded to the leaks:
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Britney’s Women’s Health Magazine Photos Spark Controversy

Britney's Women's Health Magazine Photos Spark Controversy

Some people think Britney Spears doesn’t look like Britney Spears on Women’s Health magazine.

In fact, a few fans went as far as Photoshopping her nose and eyes from previous years onto the new pictures (see above). They’re not alone – Buzzfeed publicized an article about her face claiming she looks nothing like herself.

Yup.

But rest assured, TMZ claims the unfamiliarity is caused from a makeup technique called contouring.

Yup.

Do you think Brit’s professional makeup is to blame for the new appearance? Photoshop? Or… something else?

Discuss.

Amanda Bynes: “I’m Britney Spears”



Amanda Bynes says she’s Britney Spears.

The troubled 28-year-old believes she shares a similar life path as the legendary Britney Spears because she, too, is in a conservatorship overseen by her parents.

Britney famously overcame the darkness of fame years ago, but remains in a legal conservatorship by dad Jamie Spears and a lawyer. Amanda Bynes appears to have unraveled tremendously in recent years, forcing her parents to ask a judge to grant them legal responsibility for their daughter.

It sounds like things aren’t going so well.

Who knows, maybe Brit can lend a word of advice to the troubled starlet?

Wishing her the best.

We Need To Talk About Nicki Minaj’s “The Pinkprint” Sales

We Need To Talk About Nicki Minaj's "The Pinkprint" Sales

Nicki Minaj’s “The Pinkprint” might take the number one spot next week.

Or it might take the number two position behind Taylor Swift. Hits Daily Double predicts she’ll sell 170-180K, a “meh” (that’s the technical term) accomplishment considering her last record broke 250K opening week.

These numbers may get adjusted (they won’t) no thanks to flop Target employees. They didn’t know Nicki’s album had a Monday release (usually albums debut on a Tuesday), failing to stock their shelves with the “Only” singer’s latest compilation. Nicki shockingly kept her composure, asking her interns to Tweet a PC message to fans about the hoopla:
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Google Reveals Who Was And Wasn’t Basic In 2014

Google Reveals Who Was Basic And Who Wasn't In 2014

Iggy Azalea, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj are not surprisingly some of the most searched musicians in 2014 in the U.S.

Google tallied up what the world searched for the most this year, and the results are in: Iggy Azalea was crowned the states’ new musical queen, coming in at number. Trailing behind in second is Lorde, followed by Sam Smith.

I would make a snarky comment about my shock regarding the top three, but you probably Googled them. I’m surprised “Igloo Australia” wasn’t trending.

As far as most searched song lyrics goes, A Great Big World’s “Say Something” took the number one spot, just in front of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.” Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” made it because everyone legit thought she said “Starbucks lovers.”

See the Top 10s here:
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