Jordan Miller

Nick Jonas Pressured To Look At Guys’ Bulges

Nick Jonas Pressured To Look At Guys' Bulges

Whenever a sentence starts with “everyone’s seen a lot of your bulge, how would you feel if…,” you know you’re in trouble.

Sugarscape put Nick Jonas on the spot when they asked him to play a game where he must identify six famous guys’ packages. He’s basically numb throughout the game, but the fella’s a good sport and I applaud his patience.

See Nick Jonas shirtless for Details magazine.

Highlights:

  • Says Justin Bieber looks ridiculous
  • Recently filmed a scene that shows his ass
  • Recognizes his own bulge
  • Forced to hear Harry Styles has a big bulge
  • Since Nick can’t say it, BreatheHeavy will for you buddy. Fuck you Sugarscape.

    Watch the awkwardness ensue:
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    Studdie Sayz Dum Ppl Lysten 2 Beyonce

    Study Says Dump People Listen To Beyonce

    You woke up like this.

    Smart people listen to U2 and dumb people listen to Beyonce, according to research by a software developer who had way too much time on his hands.

    He correlated peoples’ SAT scores from various colleges with artists who had the most “likes” on Facebook and created a nifty little graph to show how unintelligent we’re supposed to be based off our music.

    Intelligent people listen to Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Shins, the Counting Crows. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, The Used, and gospel music are for us idiots.

    Here’s the chart:
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    Nick Jonas Is Shirtless Again. You’re Welcome


    I’m going on a diet.

    Nick Jonas ruined the Internet a few weeks ago when pictures of him grabbing his junk for Flaunt magazine surfaced. Once again, the world-wide web faces imminent danger as a new round of snaps, this time for Details mag, find their way online.

    Nick says rigorous training and eating healthy helped him beef up for his MMA role on DirecTV series Kingdom.

    “I had about six weeks to put on 12 to 15 pounds of muscle before filming started on Kingdom,” Jonas told Details. “My character is a fighter whose strong suits are wrestling and grappling.”

    “Diet had a lot to do with it,” the “Jealous” singer said. “I went from consuming about 3,000 calories a day to 4,200… Breakfast was usually an omelet with veggies and cashew cheese, a turkey-meat patty, and some fruit; lunch and dinner would be lean protein, veggies, and nuts; snacks consisted of things like snap peas with peanut sauce.”

    “I don’t have the luxury of eating whatever I want whenever I want anyway, because of my type 1 diabetes, so I have been conscientious about food for a long time,” Jonas added. “I do have guilty pleasures, though. I wasn’t drinking at all while I was training for the show, but now that we’re done, I keep it classy with Coors Light.”
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    Mark Your Calendars: November 5th Is “Britney Day”

    Mark Your Calendars: November 5th Is "Britney Day"

    Britney is getting a key to Las Vegas with her own day, and you’re invited to celebrate. Especially if your name is Britney, Brittany, Brittney or Brit Brit.

    To congratulate Britney on all her success with Piece Of Me, Planet Hollywood’s throwing her a huge party at The LINQ Promenade on Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2014 which will now forever be known as “Britney Day.”

    Wait, what are the other 364 days of the year?
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    Listen To Iggy Azalea’s Urban Single “Iggy SZN”

    Iggy Azalea Is Reclassified

    It’s Iggy Season… not autumn.

    Iggy Azalea’s re-releasing “The New Classic” repackaged and retitled as “Reclassified,” and the lead single from the album called “Iggy SZN” is here.

    She raps and does her thing and yeah it’s pretty catchy, but it’s no “Fancy” (you already know).

    “If I told you what I’m worth, you would throw up / So have my money on time before I show up.”




    The reinstallment includes six new songs with guest spots including Rita Ora, Charli XCX, Jennifer Hudson and Ellie Goulding. Her next single’s called “Beg For It” featuring Mø.

    Ze tracklist:

    1. We in This Bitch
    2. Work
    3. Change Your Life
    4. Beg for It (feat. Mø)
    5. Black Widow (feat. Rita Ora)
    6. Trouble (feat. Jennifer Hudson)
    7. Don’t Need Y’all
    8. Rolex
    9. Iggy SZN
    10. Fancy (feat. Charli XCX)
    11. Heavy Crown (feat. Ellie Goulding)
    12. Bounce

    I think it was a valiant attempt, but I’m not feeling it.

    Listen up:
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    3OH!3 Talks New Music, Kesha, Ariana Grande Then Reflect

    3OH!3 Talks New Music, Kesha, Ariana Grande Then Reflects

    When Nat Motte from 3OH!3 grabbed me downstairs at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas for our BreatheHeavy.com interview in the suite before their show at the Rock Star Beer Festival, I prepared myself to walk into a smoke-filled room with a few dozen people, panties flung about everywhere, empty vodka bottles cluttering the counter – a typical scene of how I think rock stars party during a whirl-wind stay in Sin City. Nope, it was just us, band member Sean Foreman, their luggage and a Macbook Pro.

    “We are here to rage our faces off,” Sean jokingly said sipping a beer.

    I had one, too.

    Nat said: “We’ve had a great history in Vegas. Our music is meant to be fun, it’s meant to be inclusive, it’s meant to be party music. That’s been something that’s grabbed on well in the club scene. It’s fun for us to come out here.”

    You make party music, but do you party?

    “I think at this point we’re seasoned,” Nat said before Sean interjected his tricks to side-stepping a hangover. “You take care of yourself in a way that allows you to party. You hedge your bets in different ways.”

    It’s not all pleasure. The guys are currently performing while working on new music out in spring/summer of 2015.

    “We’re actually writing our next album right now,” Sean said. “We’re in studio mode.”
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    Lady Gaga Invites Friend On Stage To Propose To His Boyfriend <3

    Lady Gaga Invites Gay Friend On Stage To Propose To His Boyfriend

    Love is a beautiful thang.

    Lady Gaga invited her friend up on stage to propose to his boyfriend during her ARTRAVE show in Manchester, England on Tuesday, then serenaded them with a slowed-down version of “Born This Way.”

    Basically, the coolest way to propose to your boyfriend ever!

    Gaga told the audience:

    “I told them, ‘Well it’s a great thing that there are gay people all over the world!’ Real human beings with real dreams and real stories … you deserve to love and express your love the same as everybody around the world. I wish you a beautiful love and happy marriage.”

    Love love love this.

    Get a tissue and watch:
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