Remember Fat Tony, that useless piece of shit who Britney fired for not picking up her hat when she asked (so he says)? Can't wait to see what she'll do to this bodyguard. After Brit's workout yesterday at the Ritz-Carlton en route to Underlab Studios, the bodyguard leading the way in his Escalade (Britney following in the car behind) hit another car. Seems like Brit's always involved one way or another in fender benders. She should make that her first single choice! Terrible idea... Once photogs began snapping pictures of the damage, Britney hid her face with her "Paparazzi Bag" (yes, they actually renamed the purse to that). No one was injured in the minor collision. August 12, 2008.