Ariana Grande Is Selling Wireless Cat Ear Headphones

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Apple getting rid of the headphone jack sparked innovation as predicted (lolz).

Cue Ariana Grande, who is releasing chrome-colored wireless headphones in the shape of cat ears via Brookstone. Did I mention they’re cat ears? They don’t ship until November (A.K.A. hottest holiday gift this year), but are available for order.

Here are all the things Ariana Grande’s ginormous cat ear headphones CAN do:

  • Premium wireless headphones for private listening
  • External cat ear speakers for sharing music
  • Exclusive Ariana Grande chrome & white styling
  • Debossed Ariana Grande signature on earcup
  • Pairs wirelessly to any Bluetooth® enabled device
  • Built-in microphone for taking phone calls
  • Independently controlled color-changing accent lights
  • Rechargeable via USB—up to 5 hours playing time per charge
  • Over-the-ear cushioning for noise reduction and secure fit
  • Here are all the things Ariana Grande’s ginormous cat ear headphones CANNOT do:

  • Get you laid
  • Stay on for running
  • Listen to laying down on either side to side
  • They’re just generally impractical
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