Aiden Shopping Britney Sex Tape

Ugh I feel queezy. I thought I’d never have to be forced-fed another milky bowl of soup for the rest of my life. And this rumor isn’t even funny. And sadly, he is the type of cunt to do this to her. “The National Enquirer is reporting that Adnan Ghalib, a toxic ex-fling of Britney’s, is shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico,” according to Splash.

“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.'”

Why did I used to think that pig wink was so sexy? Why was I so blind? I’ll just file this rumor under the “if this seriously is going to happen to her I will hunt that piece of shit down and rip him a new ass hole.” category.