A Story About Ms. Spears

Mum Deal

You'd think that being pregnant would be enough to occupy Britney Spears's time at the moment, without being dissed up by the youth of America.

But according to the New York Daily Times, their judgement is final, leaving Britney last in a poll to find the coolest celebrity mum.

Kids from the US reckon the likes of Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez and Gwen Stefani would make a much better celebrity mum than Britters.

Yeah right. Like, Jennifer 'Where's my eyelash-curling servant?' Lopez is gonna get stuck into a dirty nappy...

from totp!!