It’s time to fangirl.
One Direction’s much anticipated new music video for “Steal My Girl” is upon us. More importantly, Danny DeVito’s much anticipated cameo in One Direction’s new music video is upon us!
Something magical happens when the powers of love, light, power, danger and mystery combine. Yes, you’re right: their bank accounts grow further. It’s so fucking unfair.
Watch it here:
Whenever a sentence starts with “everyone’s seen a lot of your bulge, how would you feel if…,” you know you’re in trouble.
Sugarscape put Nick Jonas on the spot when they asked him to play a game where he must identify six famous guys’ packages. He’s basically numb throughout the game, but the fella’s a good sport and I applaud his patience.
Since Nick can’t say it, BreatheHeavy will for you buddy. Fuck you Sugarscape.
Watch the awkwardness ensue:
You woke up like this.
Smart people listen to U2 and dumb people listen to Beyonce, according to research by a software developer who had way too much time on his hands.
He correlated peoples’ SAT scores from various colleges with artists who had the most “likes” on Facebook and created a nifty little graph to show how unintelligent we’re supposed to be based off our music.
Intelligent people listen to Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Shins, the Counting Crows. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, The Used, and gospel music are for us idiots.
Here’s the chart: