Whenever a sentence starts with “everyone’s seen a lot of your bulge, how would you feel if…,” you know you’re in trouble.
Sugarscape put Nick Jonas on the spot when they asked him to play a game where he must identify six famous guys’ packages. He’s basically numb throughout the game, but the fella’s a good sport and I applaud his patience.
Since Nick can’t say it, BreatheHeavy will for you buddy. Fuck you Sugarscape.
Watch the awkwardness ensue:
You woke up like this.
Smart people listen to U2 and dumb people listen to Beyonce, according to research by a software developer who had way too much time on his hands.
He correlated peoples’ SAT scores from various colleges with artists who had the most “likes” on Facebook and created a nifty little graph to show how unintelligent we’re supposed to be based off our music.
Intelligent people listen to Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Shins, the Counting Crows. Meanwhile, Lil Wayne, Beyoncé, The Used, and gospel music are for us idiots.
Here’s the chart:
I’m going on a diet.
Nick Jonas ruined the Internet a few weeks ago when pictures of him grabbing his junk for Flaunt magazine surfaced. Once again, the world-wide web faces imminent danger as a new round of snaps, this time for Details mag, find their way online.
Nick says rigorous training and eating healthy helped him beef up for his MMA role on DirecTV series Kingdom.
“I had about six weeks to put on 12 to 15 pounds of muscle before filming started on Kingdom,” Jonas told Details. “My character is a fighter whose strong suits are wrestling and grappling.”
“Diet had a lot to do with it,” the “Jealous” singer said. “I went from consuming about 3,000 calories a day to 4,200… Breakfast was usually an omelet with veggies and cashew cheese, a turkey-meat patty, and some fruit; lunch and dinner would be lean protein, veggies, and nuts; snacks consisted of things like snap peas with peanut sauce.”
“I don’t have the luxury of eating whatever I want whenever I want anyway, because of my type 1 diabetes, so I have been conscientious about food for a long time,” Jonas added. “I do have guilty pleasures, though. I wasn’t drinking at all while I was training for the show, but now that we’re done, I keep it classy with Coors Light.”