8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor’s New Video

1. Not all acapella bands are as cool as Pentatonix.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

My personal favorite is the one of the far left - his hat says yes, but his eyes say kill me quickly.

2. Meghan Trainor has approx. seven dance moves.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

This one is the Queen-wave.

3. 'Baking' Apple Pies on the stove is unlikely to end well.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

Someone needs to get Meghan a cook book. And maybe a fire extinguisher.

4. Scallops - not the way to M Train's heart.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

We've all made that face, amirite girls?

5. Meghan is NEVER wrong.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

Except when she announces her next arena tour, which is being held exclusively in theatres.

6. The return of Plenty of Fish has begun.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

Ah, for a simpler time, when every goddamn video had POF product placement. The "Hold It Against Me" teas are real.

7. One's breasts are not the most ideal objects with which to clean the floor.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

There's far too much soap on that linoleum, Meghan. C-.

8. You'll be singing "Dear Future Husband" for at least a week.

8 Things We Can Learn From Meghan Trainor's New Video

Whether you like it or not. And believe me, I do not.

What did YOU learn from MTrain's latest visual endeavour?