1. Not all acapella bands are as cool as Pentatonix.
My personal favorite is the one of the far left - his hat says yes, but his eyes say kill me quickly.
2. Meghan Trainor has approx. seven dance moves.
This one is the Queen-wave.
3. 'Baking' Apple Pies on the stove is unlikely to end well.
Someone needs to get Meghan a cook book. And maybe a fire extinguisher.
4. Scallops - not the way to M Train's heart.
We've all made that face, amirite girls?
5. Meghan is NEVER wrong.
6. The return of Plenty of Fish has begun.
Ah, for a simpler time, when every goddamn video had POF product placement. The "Hold It Against Me" teas are real.
7. One's breasts are not the most ideal objects with which to clean the floor.
There's far too much soap on that linoleum, Meghan. C-.
8. You'll be singing "Dear Future Husband" for at least a week.
Whether you like it or not. And believe me, I do not.
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