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In Touch weekly has labeled Britney as one of the "worst beach bodies" in their new issue this week. Seriously? This girl's been workin' her ass off to get back in shape and turn things around, and all you do is mock her progress and humiliate her? Way to find the worst picture from that set. SUCK IT.

I feel bad for the editor there. Everyone knows she's an ugly, jealous cow who takes out her insecurities on Britney. Listen, it's not Brit's fault your boyfriend is cheating on you. Leave the girl alone - she hates your mag and your creepy-stalker reporters.

Oh and nice touch with the bottom headline.

Hey it's 5:58 am I'm allowed to be snappy. Shit I'd say all that above at noon, too.